THE ROAST OF SANTA CLAUS

Where holiday cheer meets premium-grade emotional trauma — and YES, Rodney Norman brings his legendary DryBar Santa back to life for one night of jolly mayhem. This is not your average Christmas show. This is Santa stepping into the comedy Thunderdome — beard polished, cookies loaded, and sass levels set to “Ho-Ho-Holy Smokes.” A lineup of comedians — plus Steve the Elf (Santa’s right-hand elf, union rep, therapist, and occasional arson risk) — take their best shots at the big guy. Nothing is sacred: the one-night-a-year work schedule, the cookie addiction, the questionable toy-distribution system, and Rudolph’s suspiciously glowing nose. But fear not. Santa fires back harder than your aunt when you tell her you’re “not hungry this year.” Rodney Norman resurrects his iconic DryBar Santa persona and unleashes the kind of mystical holiday wisdom and chaotic positivity that only a jolly bearded philosopher-wizard can deliver. Ancient North Pole knowledge meets comedy club energy. It’s festive, unhinged, and spiritually confusing in all the right ways. Bring your friends. Bring your enemies. Bring your inner child — but DO NOT bring your actual children unless they’re already disillusioned about the North Pole. Come jolly, leave unreasonably inspired and slightly unhinged. Join us for a hilariously irreverent holiday spectacular! Rodney Norman brings his beloved DryBar Santa character roaring back to life as comedians and a mischievous elf take turns roasting the Big Red Legend himself. And yes — Santa gives it right back with magical wisdom, ancient roasts, and the jolliest burns ever delivered from a throne of velvet and questionable candy-cane choices. It's part roast, part holiday spirit, part group therapy — and 100% merry chaos.
Naughty jokes, Holly-jolly heckling, Enough laughter to power the sleigh
Get your tickets. Be naughty. Or nice. Doesn’t matter — we're roasting everybody